I can always count on this kid to make me laugh:
So I took the boys to the dentist. The youngest (14) was finished first. We talked while we waited. I have my craziest conversations with him. He cracks me up.
So as we sat there he whispers to me, "Why would anyone want to be a dentist?"
Me: "Yeah, I know. Staring at mouths all day. Kinda gross. That's why I brush, floss and rinse before I come here."
Him: "I don't. I want them to rethink their careers."
By the way, he did brush before we left the house.